The Nevestrograd Compendium of Curious Happenings
Entry for 18 June 1848
Weather & Omens:
A stifling, cicada-loud afternoon gave way to a bruised evening sky: thunderheads massed over the western ridge and refused to break, leaving the air thick as barley stew. Two magpies quarreled at first light along the north wall by the Bureau roofline (double trouble, if one credits Grandmother Yegorova), and a green snake crossed the Bureau steps at noon, pausing long enough to be countedâtwiceâby clerks who insist they are not superstitious. Barometers falling; tempers accordingly volatile.
Lesheny Bor
By D. Sionann Drevan
Entry the First: Where Beasts Wander
The path through Lesheny Bor forest wound like an oft-told fable, moss paling in the last light. Oaks and silver birches leaned together, their branches weaving a roof that sifted dusk into gold. Umbrella-crowned pines stood high; darker Siberian stock brooded farther in, new growth dragging heavy on the boughs. The air tasted of resin, wet earth, and the faint sweetness of summer flowers nobody could see.
Into this green interior strode Ivandel Nobodyovich Viaclovsky, arms sweeping as if conducting an audience only he could hear.
âLesheny Bor,â Ivandel declared, sweeping an arm across the vaulted branches, âhas watched beasts wander, towns rise, crusaders blunder in with grand ideasâyet it stands, indifferent to our brief parade.â
A green snake slid from a log, tongue tasting the air as if in agreement.
Esere Toluwalase, a step behind, let her gaze climb the trunks. âIndifferent, yesânever deaf,â she said in the measured cadences of Lagos. âWhere the canopy grows thick, my elders say, the forest keeps its own memories. I wonder what this one remembers of us.â
Jacq Chandonnetâs low laugh drifted through the leaves. âThe question, chers amis, is whether it remembers too well.â His eyes flicked from moss to shadow, taking in his first visit to the forest that loomed just outside of town to the north. âLovelyâthough perhaps a little too knowing.â
Underfoot the forest kept its ledger: fresh curls of birch bark beside older umber scraps; shelf-fungi for a healerâs satchel; wintergreen berries glowing under bramble; sapling birches ringed with dark diamonds the old folk once read like runes. All of it resting on needles that sighed resin as they walked.
Ivandel wheeled and strolled backward. âThatâs the game, mon cher. Lesheny Bor plays favouritesâstones slide, paths fold, some poor souls tramp in circles for days.
Esere clicked her tongue. âOr they drank too much vodka and followed their own tracks.â
Jacqâs laugh bounced off the trunks. âYet you roam here serenely. Have you struck a pact with the leshy?â
Ivan, with an air of offering a remark that might just as easily have gone unmade, observed to Jacq that Lesheny Bor enjoyed a reputation less for danger than for misunderstanding.
âOne is told,â he said, âthat the forest was once traversable in the ordinary senseâthat it permitted intention, that it respected arrivalâbut that some small failure of courtesy, so slight it scarcely merited recollection, occasioned the interest of the Leshy, whose habits, like those of certain persons of influence, consist less in punishment than in rearrangement.â
He allowed this to settle.
âThe result is that one may enter with the clearest plan and emerge oddly unsure what it was one had hoped to accomplish, while another, arriving with no expectation whatsoever, finds himself, how shall I put it, placed.â
Ivan smiled, delicately.
âThe forest does not forbid you to leave. It merely prefers that you do so altered.â
âPacts are for equals,â Esere said. âWe honour what we canât master. The spirits listen; we walk softly.â
Ivandel nodded. âHonour, yesânever grovel. A merchant once boasted heâd tame the forest for timber. A week later he was gone, cart overturned, axe wedged high in a pine as though thrown.â
Jacq raised a brow. âOr by rival woodcutters thinning the market.â
Esere smiled. âSceptic. France has its haunted groves and vision-giving springs, does it not?â
Jacq listened, then smiled in the manner of a man recalling a mildly embarrassing relative.
âIn France,â he said, âwe have Forest of Fontainebleau. Painters adore it. Philosophers walk there to feel serious. No one expects to be lostâonly improved.â
He considered this.
âThere are old tales, of course. Knights who wander too far. Hermits who know more than is convenient. In Forest of BrocĂ©liande, they say Merlin sleeps inside a tree, but even that is managed with a certain discretion. The forest may confuse you, yesâbut only so you may reflect.â
A pause, almost apologetic.
âOur forests do not rearrange you,â Jacq concluded. âThey invite you to rearrange yourself. If you refuse, they let you leave exactly as you arrivedâwhich, in most cases, is punishment enough.â
Ivandelâs laugh rang bright. âWell, we are not so different then.â
Trees closed in; the path tightened to a ribbon. A cuckoo calledâlong, lonesome, exact.
Esere broke the hush. âThis wood keeps its own counselâstones etched with signs no one can read, clearings that appear at dusk and fade by dawn. Even Nevestrogradâs oldest hunters admit they donât know every corner.â
Jacq cocked his head. âAnd you? Have you seen those vanishing glades?â
Her mouth curvedâhalf-smile or warning. âEnough to know when to stay out.â
Ivandel halted. Ahead lay a moss-padded stone shaped like an altar, washed in a light both warm and oddly chill. âLookâanother secret, offered for a moment.â
Jacq edged forward, unusually cautious. âA forest with memory, secrets, and timing. If it starts quoting Rousseau, Iâm finished.â
Esere chuckled, eyes on the stone. âYouâd be the first to bolt.â
âYou two move here as if the roots taught you,â Jacq said as they passed. âWere you raised under these branches?â
Ivandel clasped his hands behind him, sly grin. âNear enough. We roamed here long before we knew why. Esere walked straight, calm as a priestess, while I tripped over every root chasing butterflies.â
Esere shot him a sidelong look. âAnd who fished you out of the waspsâ nest that day?â
Ivandel laughed and dipped a bow without breaking stride. âThe indomitable Miss Toluwalaseâundaunted by wasps, saviour of wayward poets.â
Jacq let the leaves crunch under his boots. âSoâwere you both born to these trees, or did life fling you far and haul you back?â
âFar,â Esere said. âLagos firstâsalt air, red dust, crowded markets. The tale of my crossing belongs to firelight, not a stroll. But I found a home in Nevestrograd⊠and an unlikely companion.â She nodded toward Ivandel.
Hand to chest, he feigned injury. âUnlikely! I was a perfect comradeâdashing, loyal, gloriously exasperating.â
âEighteen years on,â she said, âonly your vocabulary has grown.â
A manic gleam lit Ivandelâs eyes. He sidestepped, arms sweeping. âChange! Heraclitus says no one steps in the same river twice, yet my insufferability endures. Perhaps Iâm the fixed star around which all else spins.â He pirouetted, nearly lost his balance, then righted himself with a flourish. âOr maybe my vexing nature is the riverâever-renewed, always familiar. Daily I devise fresh ways to annoy the cosmos. Surely that merits applause.â
Jacq laughed, low and musical. âIf dedication to irritation is an art, mon ami, you deserve a laurel wreath of nettles.â
Esereâs smile was small but warm. âA crown well suited to himâand sure to keep the wasps at bay.â
The three walked on, the forest tightening around them, shafts of amber light striping the path.
âIndeed, one might contend my steadfast disposition is a subtler metamorphosis,â Ivandel went on. âLike a seasoned actor returning to the same role, each rendition of my tiresome selfââ
âEnough, VanyÄsa,â Esere broke in, a reluctant smile denting her composure.
Jacqâs chuckle mingled with the rustle overhead. âSuch constancy is rare, mes amis. Most of us abandon childhood ties, for better or worse.â
âSome roots run deep,â Esere said, gaze steady. âWe sprang from the same earthâthen leaned in opposite directions, like trees bent by different winds.â
Jacq let the image settle, then tipped his head toward Ivandel. âAnd you, poet-philosopherâwhat binds you to these woods?â
Ivandelâs grin faded to something reflective. âUnfinished business, perhaps. Or Iâm a moth that canât resist the lamp of its own chaos.â
Jacqâs smile held a hint of appraisal. âYet youâve found a measure of order. Esere appears the anchor to your tempest.â
Esere snorted. âHe doesnât need anchoringâonly the occasional nudge, which I supply.â
âA partnership of flint and fire,â Jacq teased. âOne might almost mistake you two forââ
âNo.â
Esereâs single word was quiet and immovable; she neither slowed nor looked at him.
Jacq blinked, momentarily disarmed. The forest resumed its ordinary soundsâneedles underfoot, a distant cuckooâas they went on, the unspoken hanging between the pines.
âMy apologies,â Jacq said after a beat, straightening his cravat. âI meant no offense. Only thatââ
âThat you donât know what you meant,â Esere supplied, dry humour masking fatigue. âVanyÄsa and I are friends. Ek. Nothing more, nothing less. To see otherwise is to misunderstand us.â
Ivandel slapped Jacqâs shoulder. âLove wears many masksâbut Essie, must you make me sound so undesirable?â He laughed.
Jacq lifted his hands in surrender. âMessage received. Rare to see such clarity. I might even envy it.â
âClarity isnât easy,â Esere said. âOnly necessary.â
They moved on. Footsteps sank into moss.
Jacq let out a slow breath as the path drew them deeper under green. Evening light flickered across their faces, gold one moment, shadow the next. Fidgeting, he said, âCurious, isnât it, how woods like these hold a gravity of their own? They pull us in with quiet, as if inviting penance.â
Ivandelâs brow arched, a sly grin forming. âAnd what sins tug at you, monsieur? Or should I ask which ones donât?â
Entry the Second: Grant Me Passage
Dear reader, know that Lesheny Bor is held in wary reverence by Nevestrogradâs folk. Elders insist one cross oneself at the forestâs edge and murmur, âBlessed Father Leshy, grant me passage,â lest the paths bend into circles and the air fill with borrowed voices.
Grandmother Yegorova, the herb-seller, swears you must drop a copper at the first birch and never gather plants at twilight. A merchantâs wife once ignored the rule and returned three days later with a basket of leaves that had passed for moonwort in the dusk but proved useless by daylight.
Woodcutters keep their own rites. No tree is felled on a saintâs day, and each trunk is circled thrice widdershins, apology offered to tree and spirit alike. Those who skip the ritual find axes dulled and logs soft with rot by morning. Old Mikhail Zakharovich even claims he saw a great pine pull up its roots and stride off rather than meet an irreverent blade.
Even Nevestrogradâs soldiers observe forest etiquette. Recruits are warned never to answer a voice calling their name from the treesâthe leshy is said to borrow familiar tongues.
Children learn other safeguards: turn your coat inside-out if you lose the path; watch for omensâthe sudden hush of birds, branches that seem to lean toward you, the unsettling sense of walking downhill in every direction. Respect the wood and it may reward you: ghost-lights guiding wanderers home, herbs appearing unbidden at a sick childâs bedside, distant singing that leads a hungry hunter to game.
Whether these practices accomplish anything metaphysical is not a matter for this office. It is, however, observed that those who ignore them tend to return late, damp, and irritable.
Esere knew every rule. As they walked she noted Ivandelâs sweeping hands tracing half-hidden protective signs, and even skeptical Jacq hesitating before each natural threshold. Lesheny Bor teaches its lessons, sought or not.
The path tipped toward a narrow stream, swift water flashing under the last light. Barely two strides across, its stones were slick with moss, its chatter louder than its depthâone of those crossings the old women said thinned the veil between places.
âAh, a trial of wit!â Ivandel announced, halting with a flourish.
Esere noticed his fingers brush the silver birch that marked the fordâa wordless request for passage.
Jacq, leaning on his walking stick, cocked an eyebrow. âAre you defying nature, or merely common sense, mon ami?â
âEntertainment,â Esere murmured.
Ivandel rolled his cuffs, calves striped with old scrapes, and stepped back for a run. âStand clearâheroics ahead.â
âYouâll slip,â Esere warned.
âSlip? Iâm a swan in flight, a stag in his primeââ
He sprinted, leapt, andâmiracleâlanded clean on the far bank, dust puffing around his boots. âHa! The gods favor me today!â
Jacq clapped slowly. âMagnifique. Shall we commission a sonnet for the occasion?â
âPlease do,â Ivandel called, striking a victorâs pose. âBut firstâyour turn, monsieur.â
Jacq eyed the stream, bright under the waning light. âA poet admires nature,â he sighed. âHe does not audition for acrobatics.â After a beat: âBut so be it.â He handed his walking stick to Esere. âGuard this treasure. Its owner may be imperiled.â
Esere accepted it without comment and stepped aside.
Jacq tested the stones, muttering in French about Toulouse bridges and Parisian pavement. âA civilized ford,â he grumbled, âwould include a plank.â
âYou could always wade,â Ivandel offered. âIâll assemble a rescue party.â
âYour confidence in me is⊠touching.â
Jacq drew a breath and stepped out. First stoneâfirm. Secondâslick. His foot skidded; arms windmilled; Ivandel burst into laughter.
âCareful,â Esere called, amusement glinting.
âI am perfectly fine!â Jacq insisted, voice climbing. A final lunge carried him to the far bank, boots mud-spattered. âVoilĂ âuntouched by Neptune!â
âExcept for your footwear,â Ivandel said.
Jacq ignored him and bowed toward Esere. âYour turn, madame. Permit me the honor ofââ
He and Ivandel both extended hands.
Esere lifted one brow. She stepped onto a stone as lightly as if crossing a salon floor. Two strides later she was across, depositing Jacqâs stick into his waiting hand. She brushed a speck of mud from her hem. âThank you for the offer.â
The menâs heroic poses wilted.
âMerci,â Jacq said, half-chastened, half-impressed.
Ivandel recovered first. âYouâve stolen our moment of glory, Essie.â
âHeroes,â she replied, âshould recognize when theyâre redundant.â
Jacq managed a rueful chuckle. âAlas, my unwritten poemââGoddess of the Fordââis now mere anecdote.â
âWrite it anyway,â Esere said.
Ivandel clapped Jacqâs shoulder. âOnward, poet. Perhaps the next hazard will grant redemption.â
They moved on, the stream chuckling behind them while the birches rustled overhead, as though keeping their own account of the crossing.
Entry the Third: The Hermit
The trio topped a moss-slick rise and spotted the hermitâs hut tucked against a limestone bluff. Roots arched over its thatch like ribs; branches fanned out in protective tiers, and a thin ribbon of smoke carried an iron tang.
âIs this it?â Jacq asked, half skeptical.
âThis is it,â Ivandel declared, bowing grandly. âSanctum of TĂĄoshĂ©nâwoodland sage, soul-alchemist, and dispenser of tinctures that are mostly vodka.â
âMostly,â Esere echoed, fondly exasperated. âBut his cinnabar-stained hands have worked longer than youâve been alive, Ivan.â
They followed the smoke to a lean-to where TĂĄoshĂ©n crouched over a clay crucible on a stone stove. Fire licked blue-orange; tongs, pestle, and a bowl of red powder lay ready. Wiry and ageless, hair knotted, beard gone silver, he glanced upâacknowledging them without breaking rhythm.
Esere lifted a hand. âTĂĄoshĂ©n, may we watch?â
A single nod. He tilted the crucible; molten cinnabar glowed, the metallic scent sharpening.
âWhatâs he doing?â Jacq whispered.
âBoiling a rock for its soul,â Ivandel murmured.
âDrawing mercury from cinnabar,â Esere corrected. âA Taoist purification rite.â
Tåoshén fed the fire, murmuring Mandarin that sounded like counting.
âHeâs talking to it?â Jacq asked.
âTo himself,â Esere said. âAnd to the work.â
The hermit gestured toward a bench carved from a fallen trunk. They sat, the wood cool and damp. Jacqâs eyes roved over hanging herbs, scattered tools, a slab worn smooth by long use. He leaned toward Ivandel.
âDoes he live out here alone?â
Ivandel nodded, a crooked grin forming. âWellâthere is WĂșwĂši.â
âWoo-wee?â Jacq echoed. âA disciple? Woodland spirit?â
Esere covered a smile. âA tortoise.â
âA tortoise?â Jacqâs brows shot up. âIn this forest?â
She pointed to a sun-flecked patch near the stone slab, where a weather-scarred shellâplate-sizedâedged forward, one deliberate step at a time. âTĂĄoshĂ©n calls him his slowest and wisest teacher.â
Jacq watched, half bemused, half impressed. âPerfect confidantânever argues, never hurries.â
âAnd always finds the best light,â Ivandel added. âAn arcane skill.â
Jacq crossed his arms. âA kindred spirit, then.â
Esere lifted an eyebrow. âYou?â
He clutched his chest. âMadame, like the tortoise, my thoughts eventually arrive.â
âSome take longer routes,â Ivandel said, earning Esereâs laugh.
Jacq bent toward the tortoise with exaggerated solemnity. âWĂșwĂši, sage friendâwhat is the secret? Sunlight? Moss? Ignoring the chatter of lesser beings?â
WĂșwĂši continued toward the warmth without acknowledgment.
TĂĄoshĂ©n, still crouched by the crucible, let a faint smile pass. âWĂșwĂši listens,â he said. âThen moves.â
Jacq straightened, briefly checked. âAnd here I thought he merely enjoyed basking.â
âBasking,â TĂĄoshĂ©n said, âis not nothing.â
Ivandel leaned toward Esere, loud enough to be heard. âI hear he takes students.â
Jacq groaned. âA philosopher-tortoise, a riddling hermit, and two comedians. So much for solitude.â
WĂșwĂši reached the sun and withdrew into his shell.
The crucible hissed, snapping their attention. The cinnabar rippled, breaking into mirrored pools. Tåoshén added a pinch of powder; the fire flared gold and blue, throwing light across his weathered face.
âBeautiful,â Ivandel breathed.
Jacq leaned closer. âBut whatâs the point of all this?â
âTo purify,â Esere said quietly.
TĂĄoshĂ©n shook his head, almost imperceptibly. âTo separate,â he corrected. âWhat moves from what stays.â
Jacq opened his mouth, then thought better of it.
Ivandel raised a hand. âLet him finish.â
They fell silent, watching the old man coax stone into liquid brightness while the tortoise basked, indifferent to outcome, audience, or explanation.
Entry the Fourth: Cinnabar and Smoke
The only sounds were the fireâs crackle and the hiss of cinnabar changing state. Jacq shifted on the damp bench, fingers worrying his frayed cravat. In salons his words sparkled; here, silence behaved differently. It did not interrupt him. It simply remained.
He stared into the crucibleâs mirrored pools and saw his own restlessness reflected thereâheat without shape, motion without purpose. Claudine hemming his cuffs; children asleep in rooms he had left behind; promises made precisely enough to be broken. He looked away.
Ivandel hunched forward, elbows on his knees, eyes fixed on the melt. Firelight flickered over a face usually masked by bravado, revealing something tighter underneath. For a long moment he said nothing. Then he leaned toward Esere.
âWill he discover some great truth,â he whispered, âor is it all smoke?â
Esere did not look at him. âNothing is drawn out,â she said. âYou notice, or you donât.â
Ivandelâs chuckle faded before it finished. He folded his arms, the grin still present but no longer doing much work.
Jacq shifted again. Silence pressed on himânot violently, not even unkindly, just steadily. Even WĂșwĂši, unmoved in his patch of sun, seemed to embody an answer Jacq could not yet phrase.
Tåoshén worked on without pause. He lifted the crucible and poured a thin silver stream into a shallow mold. Freed of cinnabar, the mercury pooled and shivered, bright and unstable.
He touched one cooling bead and watched it cling to his fingertip. Then he let it fall back.
âThis,â he said, quietly, âis what separates. Nothing more.â
The droplets returned to the pool with soft, dull plinks.
Jacq said nothing.
Ivandel exhaled a laugh. âEver economical, TĂĄoshĂ©n. You could sell fewer words than anyone in Nevestrograd.â
A trace of a smile crossed the hermitâs face. âThe forest is not buying.â
Esere rose. âCome. Weâve seen enough.â
They stood slowly, as if the air resisted haste. Jacq lingered, glancing back. TĂĄoshĂ©n had already turned to his work again; the fire caught the silver in his hair, the mercury at his feet holding light without keeping it. WĂșwĂši remained where he was, unmoved.
âReflections,â Jacq murmured, testing the word. It did not improve matters.
He followed the others toward the path.
Esere paused and returned to the hut. From her satchel she drew a linen-wrapped bundle. The scent was dry and sharpâwormwood, St. Johnâs wort. She offered it with both hands.
âDried as you asked.â
TĂĄoshĂ©n accepted it, fingers careful. âAnd gathered at the right hour.â He inclined his head. âYou keep time well.â
Esere nodded once. âI try not to hurry it.â
TĂĄoshĂ©n untied the cloth, inspected the leaves, and retied it. His gaze flicked briefly to Ivandel and Jacq. âDo not let them pull you too far from your pace.â
Ivandel pressed a hand to his chest. âI resent being included in that warning.â
âThe ones who resent it most,â TĂĄoshĂ©n said, âare usually the reason.â
Esere laughed; Jacq smiled despite himself.
âYou should go,â TĂĄoshĂ©n added. âThe light is thinning.â
They thanked him and turned away. When Jacq glanced back again, Tåoshén was already bent to the crucible, the fire answering him without comment.
The clearing cooled quickly beneath the birches.
âWell,â Ivandel said after a time, the old lilt returning, âthat was bracing. A small amount of mercury for the spirit.â
Jacq shook his head. âHe answered every question by refusing it.â
âNot refused,â Esere said. âDeferred.â
âA dangerous habit,â Jacq replied, though without complaint.
They walked on in silence. A thrush called. The path narrowed. Light slid from gold to amber.
âThose herbs,â Ivandel said. âFor the town?â
âPossibly,â Esere said. âPossibly for him.â
âI thought hermits were beyond such needs.â
âNo one is.â
âExcept WĂșwĂši,â Jacq said from behind. âTime itself seems to wait for him.â
Dusk gathered. The silver birches caught the last light; the pines darkened into mass and shape. If anything watched from between them, it did so without announcement.
At the forestâs edge, the land opened and the sky burned briefly before dimming.
âBack to civilization,â Ivandel declared. âOr our local approximation.â
âTry not to disrupt it,â Esere said.
He smiled. âI make no promises.â
They walked on toward Nevestrograd. Behind them, the forest neither followed nor closed ranks. It simply remained where it was.
Entry the Fifth: Return to Town
The woods thinned, and Nevestrograd exhaled beneath the first lamps of dusk. Amber pools spread across the cobblestones; hooves rang slow, harness bells chimed, and shopkeepersâpipes clenched between teethâlit swinging lanterns that cast restless light against the walls.
In the square, shadows lengthened and shifted. Korobkin Bakery glowed, fresh rye fogging the windows while children tore into pastries with unearned confidence. Across the way, the Rising Hearth sent roast-meat aromas drifting toward the Hetmanâs Hearth smithy, where Bogdan Khlopkoâs hammer kept time with laughter. Signboards creaked; wagons rumbled; a fiddler perched on a keg worked a tune neither cheerful nor sad enough to argue with.
Near a corner, a street-vendor lit small wicks around a copper samovar, each flame blooming into steady light. Steam hissed.
Ivandel stopped. âTea?â
Esereâs glance weighed him. âIs this thirst, or charity?â
âBoth,â he said, unashamed.
Jacq adjusted his battered cravat and bowed slightly. âWine in Vienna, absinthe in Parisâyet tea from a Nevestrograd cart. I am persuaded.â
The vendor slid tin cups across the counter. Lamplight, steam, and music folded around them as they drank.
Esere murmured thanks. Jacq sipped, considering. âStrong,â he said. âA little bitter.â
âLike the town,â Ivandel supplied.
âCareful,â Jacq smiled. âToo much admiration and heâll charge extra.â
Ivandel winced. âI still owe him for a sonnet. He insists it depreciated on delivery.â
Their laughter merged with the squareâs evening noise. Tea warmed hands and throat. The vendor topped their cups without comment.
Esere glanced toward the darkening edge of town. âForest and streets,â she said. âThey lean on each other more than people admit.â
Jacq nodded. âOne teaches silence. The other teaches patience.â
Ivandel lifted his cup. âAnd both teach restraint, apparently.â
Lanterns brightened as night gathered. They lingered only a moment longer.
âLater,â Esere said.
They moved off into the square, Jacq slowing to take it inâlight, voices, the careful disorder of a town settling into itself. Whatever story he had begun to draft did not yet know its ending.





